"Photoshop Your Memories" Rhett and Link Up to This Point (2010) Standard Tuning EADGBe Chord Diagrams G-III Bm C-III D-V e|--3-- e|--2-- e|--3-- e|--5-- B|--3-- B|--3-- B|--5-- B|--7-- G|--4-- G|--4-- G|--5-- G|--7-- D|--5-- D|--4-- D|--5-- D|--7-- A|--5-- A|--2-- A|--3-- A|--5-- E|--3-- E|----- E|----- E|----- G Em Am D e|--3-- e|--0-- e|--0-- e|--2-- B|--3-- B|--0-- B|--1-- B|--3-- G|--0-- G|--0-- G|--2-- G|--2-- D|--0-- D|--2-- D|--2-- D|--0-- A|--2-- A|--2-- A|--0-- A|----- E|--3-- E|--0-- E|----- E|-----G-III Bm C-III D-V G-III You pull out your photos of Bm Your wedding in the Spring C-III And you're confronted by your double chin D-V And your bald spot glistening G-III You could get a membership Bm At the fitness hut down the road, C-III Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down D-V And even give yourself a 'fro. G-III Your high school reunion Bm Is coming next Friday C-III And you know everyone will ask to see some D-V Pictures of the babies that you've made. G-III But the problem is your kid's head is big. Bm I mean, we're talking "Alien" size here. C-III Well, just cut and paste a hat, or at least a doo rag D-V And it won't seem so severe. ( D-V) G Em Photoshop your memories. Am A picture's worth a thousand words, D So a few white lies shouldn't hurt. G-III Your birthday, this past Monday, Bm Was a fun day, except for one thing: C-III Your mother-in-law, who makes your skin crawl, D-V Stuck her face in every frame. G-III You'd prefer to remember Bm That day without her tattooed brows. C-III The simplest solution: decrease the resolution D-V And crop that woman out. ( D-V) G Em Photoshop your memories. Am Your real life may be sub-par, D But you can be who you want people to think you are. ( D) G-III Make yourself thin. Bm Give yourself abs. C-III Remove that mole. D-V Say "No" to crack. ( D-V) G-III Say you went to the Alps Bm In a luxury car C-III With a Swedish Model. D-V Just be who you want people to think you are. ( D-V) G Em Photoshop your memories. Am A picture's worth a thousand words D G So a few white lies shouldn't hurt.